Please note that our writers are fully conversant with Northern mores and are fully guaranteed to have low expectations of accommodation, food and drink. A small hotel room, with a dim light bulb and no tea and coffee making facilities will therefore be expected.

Satisfaction or your money back!

Rent A Writer guarantees to refund all monies if you are not completely satisfied. Just return your author, along with his / her books, in original condition for a full refund.

Here is what some previous customers of Rent a Writer had to say:

"When Edwina Currie cancelled the week before the Festival I was so depressed I felt like reading some Larkin poems. Luckily Rent a Writer came to the rescue! We were able to order a replacement who arrived within forty eight hours and no one even noticed the difference!"
Sheila
Cheltenham

" As long as they've written a book or been a Head of State our audiences don't really care who it is. Rent a writer fulfils a very real need."
Toby
Hay-on-Wye

Rent a writer - it just couldn't be easier.